Lovely mother wants a guy

I'm training so hard for a hot round ass. Have you succeeded yet? Because a man loves shaking that booty, don't they?

Um...I have a bad fantasy. I don't dare mention it. I don't tell my boyfriend either; I don't know if he'd understand, and I don't want to lose him. How open are you to things? And would you be interested in trying things with me?

I don't want someone who only thinks about himself and has no respect for women. Besides, I'm pretty easygoing. So, if you have something to offer, come on over.

It's about time I settled down. Apparently, I'm missing out on men around here, so I'm looking this way. Who knows, I might find the man of my dreams here. Background doesn't matter to me; preferably a bit older than me, 30+ would be nice, but not necessary as long as you have a little life experience and don't act like a little child. This might sound strange for me to say, but I've been through quite a bit, so I'm being clear about what I'm looking for.