Horny milf wants to date

Well, what should I put here? I'm definitely not looking for a relationship!

My husband is mad because I ruined my hair. The hairdresser can do whatever he wants, but unfortunately, I can't get the color out. I'll have to wait until it grows out. Until then, my husband won't lay a finger on me. He says I'm not sleeping with a blue Smurf. Well, I said, "I'll find someone else who will sleep with a blue Smurf." "You'll do your best," was his reply, "and I'll definitely do my best." Who wants a blue Smurf, haha.

You hear it often: a couple stuck in a rut. My boyfriend and I still have a great time together, but after so many years together, things have just gotten a bit less sexual. He accepts it, and so do I. So I'd ideally like to find someone who's in the same situation as me and wants to do something fun regularly.

My girlfriend and I got into a heated argument after a few drinks. I told her my boyfriend isn't very creative in bed and that I always had to fake it. "Find a sex buddy who can make you cum," was her only comment. "Good idea, though, and what I want is a fantastic date where you can make me cum." Deep down, I'm worried it might be my fault. I can find out when we get into bed together.