Lovely mom wants a sexdate

I love going on vacation! And if possible, with a nice man. My boyfriend thinks the coast is far enough away. So he doesn't want to go with me to warmer places. Would you be my boyfriend and go with me?

I'm magical with knots. I also do a lot of self-bondage, but I'm looking for a man who wants to do that with me and who isn't easily put off by anything.

I'm single and thankfully I can do what I please. There's a specific reason I came here looking: if I went to a bar, you'd be surrounded by drunken people who wanted to get in my pants. I'd pass on that. However, if you're sober when we go out, feel free to take it down and see what I have to offer.

I hope you're not judging me wrong, because I have a boyfriend, but the spark between us is starting to fizzle out a bit. I think that's a shame, but I don't see it rekindling anytime soon. My head is so full, and I really need some relaxation. Maybe you have a good idea for that.