Excited milf wants to date

Every time I look at a handsome man, I get all hot and bothered. I sometimes wonder how this is possible, since I'm in a relationship. What would it be like if you looked at me, but you had to connect with me first?

A good bottle of wine, some tasty snacks and enjoyment sounds like a great evening, right?

I'm married to a massive alcoholic. Every day he's slumped on the couch with his can of beer, and I'm really fed up with it. I'm hoping to find someone here who can make me laugh again, and with whom I can feel safe.

I'm aware that I'm not exactly the prettiest person, and I'm incredibly fortunate to have such a fun and spontaneous boyfriend. There's only one thing wrong with him. And that's his thing... He's so small that when I put him in my mouth, I feel like I'm sucking on a lollipop.