Wild mother wants a guy

My husband is mad because I ruined my hair. The hairdresser can do whatever he wants, but unfortunately, I can't get the color out. I'll have to wait until it grows out. Until then, my husband won't lay a finger on me. He says I'm not sleeping with a blue Smurf. Well, I said, "I'll find someone else who will sleep with a blue Smurf." "You'll do your best," was his reply, "and I'll definitely do my best." Who wants a blue Smurf, haha.

You hear it often: a couple stuck in a rut. My boyfriend and I still have a great time together, but after so many years together, things have just gotten a bit less sexual. He accepts it, and so do I. So I'd ideally like to find someone who's in the same situation as me and wants to do something fun regularly.

Lately, I've been very lonely. My boyfriend hardly ever visits me anymore, and I don't have many friends. I'd love to have a man here who wants to spend a nice evening with me, and I hope more will follow.

My husband once mentioned that he'd like to see a porn movie of me. Well, I'd be happy to arrange that for him! I have the recording equipment and a healthy dose of horniness; all I need is a porn star who's also willing to be filmed...