Excited mother wants a man

Sports is a passion I can't live without. I have an energy that's inextinguishable. Even my own husband can't get me out of bed. I wonder if there's a man here who can. It's going to be quite a challenge, I can tell you that in writing.

My husband is mad because I ruined my hair. The hairdresser can do whatever he wants, but unfortunately, I can't get the color out. I'll have to wait until it grows out. Until then, my husband won't lay a finger on me. He says I'm not sleeping with a blue Smurf. Well, I said, "I'll find someone else who will sleep with a blue Smurf." "You'll do your best," was his reply, "and I'll definitely do my best." Who wants a blue Smurf, haha.

Yes, I've actually let my friends drive me crazy. They say I'm too scared to score a guy here because I'm married. Never say I'm afraid to do something, because then I'll just go for it. Come on, guys, don't leave me hanging and let me prove my friends wrong!

I know my boyfriend has had enough of me. He just doesn't know that I've been sick of him for a long time too. Should we embark on a new adventure?