Experienced mature wants to date a man

I'm looking for a man with a beer belly, preferably with some chest hair. I just find this really sexy! I don't have to apologize for it, do I?

I don't have the energy to save my relationship anymore; every time we see each other, it ends in an argument. I want to meet a man who will be kind to me, who won't make demands on me, and with whom I can spend many romantic evenings.

My husband is mad because I ruined my hair. The hairdresser can do whatever he wants, but unfortunately, I can't get the color out. I'll have to wait until it grows out. Until then, my husband won't lay a finger on me. He says I'm not sleeping with a blue Smurf. Well, I said, "I'll find someone else who will sleep with a blue Smurf." "You'll do your best," was his reply, "and I'll definitely do my best." Who wants a blue Smurf, haha.

My boyfriend is going on vacation without me, with his friends. I think he'll be having a blast, even though he says he won't. But I'll do that too. And even if he doesn't, at least I'll have had a good time!