Lovely mother wants a guy

My husband is mad because I ruined my hair. The hairdresser can do whatever he wants, but unfortunately, I can't get the color out. I'll have to wait until it grows out. Until then, my husband won't lay a finger on me. He says I'm not sleeping with a blue Smurf. Well, I said, "I'll find someone else who will sleep with a blue Smurf." "You'll do your best," was his reply, "and I'll definitely do my best." Who wants a blue Smurf, haha.

I'm an artistic, spiritual woman and have my own dark fantasies that I'd love to share with you. Perhaps you could help me realize them?

I want to go for the man who will help me out of my current situation; I feel used and lonely in my relationship. I need a man who loves me and accepts me for who I am, and I hope to find him here.

If we just introduce ourselves first, we won't cheat, haha! Sounds like a good solution, right? Come fuck me? And lick me? Then I promise I'll blow you off at least once!