Experienced mother wants a guy

Hey guys, I'm having a hard time making friends in real life. So I thought, why not, and try a fun website? Who knows what might come of it, right? I'm not quite at my wits' end yet, so if you could guide me in that direction, I'd really appreciate it. Just send me a nice message about what you're looking for, and I'll get back to you! Love,

I've had enough of acting crazy now. Ending up drunk in bed every night, completely unsure if I'm even alive. No, I don't need that anymore. Sitting on the couch every night, drowsy, isn't it either, but I'm sure there's a middle ground to be found.

Looking for a quick but especially hot date!

If I were a man, I'd be working on myself all day. Coming so easily is amazing. But I'm not a man. I need one. To get me ready. You do have some patience, right? Because it takes me a really long time to come.