Experienced mother wants to have sex

I've been living together for eight years now and feel like the seven good years have passed. I'm looking forward to meeting a man who will give me the attention I need.

I'm the officer and you're the criminal. Criminals are captured and interrogated. We also lock them up. Ultimately, you'll appear before the judge for your final sentence. Good behavior will get you released early.

I almost told my boyfriend that I enjoy peeing. We had a good conversation, and then he suddenly said he'd be really turned off by it. So I'm not saying anything more! There are definitely men out there who would be open to it, even if it's just this once. Please?

I know I'm not being completely honest because my boyfriend doesn't know anything, but I have to be honest, I'm not getting the attention I deserve. After all, someone needs more than a few hours a week, right?