Young mother wants to have sex

My husband is mad because I ruined my hair. The hairdresser can do whatever he wants, but unfortunately, I can't get the color out. I'll have to wait until it grows out. Until then, my husband won't lay a finger on me. He says I'm not sleeping with a blue Smurf. Well, I said, "I'll find someone else who will sleep with a blue Smurf." "You'll do your best," was his reply, "and I'll definitely do my best." Who wants a blue Smurf, haha.

I seem very well-behaved and calm, but inside, a veritable volcano of sex is bubbling. My boyfriend doesn't understand this and thinks once every two weeks is enough. If it does happen, he's usually done in three minutes and disappears behind his Xbox. You understand that I don't want this anymore and that I just want to have sex a lot, long, and often.

After a difficult time with an ex, I'd sworn off men for a while. I was so damaged and convinced all men were like that. But it's been a while now, and I understand that's not the case. So I'm starting to look around again. Perhaps you've been through something similar and are looking for an ally? I'd love to be that for you.

A good bottle of wine, some tasty snacks and enjoyment sounds like a great evening, right?